YOU’RE IN ROSSWOOD, ASSHOLE, WE ALL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

attention everyone without lives or evening plans 

herrashmoo:

tonight, hopefully, i’m gonna do a game stream thing

we’re gonna play this new slenderman game thing if i can get it to run, and eversion

and lone survivor and the binding of issac

it’s “creepy somewhat disquieting games” night in the land of ass and titties and you are all invited to watch me occasionally cringe and maybe make some girly squawking noises

livestream.com/loaat

keep an eye out for a post saying that i’m starting

i’ll also post on FB and twitter so if you aren’t around, you can still see what’s up elsewhere

okay that’s all i got, maybe i’ll see you nerds tonight <3

okay, “slender is out but i cans still play like any of the other things

so go to the land of ass and titties

i’ll be there soon

attention everyone without lives or evening plans 

tonight, hopefully, i’m gonna do a game stream thing

we’re gonna play this new slenderman game thing if i can get it to run, and eversion

and lone survivor and the binding of issac

it’s “creepy somewhat disquieting games” night in the land of ass and titties and you are all invited to watch me occasionally cringe and maybe make some girly squawking noises

livestream.com/loaat

keep an eye out for a post saying that i’m starting

i’ll also post on FB and twitter so if you aren’t around, you can still see what’s up elsewhere

okay that’s all i got, maybe i’ll see you nerds tonight <3

Oh dear god.

• The envelope. I am a star.
• Also, the House of Leaves/Slenderman crossover on the back of the envelope set me up for some pretty solid “oh god what is this about to happen oh jesus” time
• Opened it up to find some “provisions:” a packet of peppermint tea and two hearts made out of duct tape, as well as a page of handwriting analysis ripped from Jenna’s notebook
• But wait
• What’s this?
• Slenderman and the Minotaur, painted onto the page?
• Really?
• Oh god. Oh. Oh god.

But what really drives this home for me, and what Jenna will soon come to understand, is how The Raw Shark Texts can make this whole page go from “creepy” to “super fucking creepy.”

I was just thinking aloud 

And I came up with a Slendertheory that I think is pretty legit

Read More

drunkyeahslenderman:

**OH MY GOD LOOK THEY’RE WATCHING US**

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

fuckyeahslenderman:

Marble Hornets - Entry #46

I screamed oh my god I screamed

All the awards oh jesus christ

Favorite entry hands down

My eyes are all teared up that was awesome

dammit, internet 

i was gonna tell a story about how i conquered my fear of slendrman for the next tn minutes or so

but then as i proceeded to

i realized

the story was best told if illustrated with a gif

but all the gif sites i normally use to animate me are acting up and i’m wondering if it’s because the new flash for the new mac os is still in beta

but regardless

here’s how i managed my fear:

-forgot that slendy was a problem through sheer willpower (okay, i just got distracted)

-wondered what it would be like to be gangster

-decided to pull pants down over butt, recinch belt

-walk around house with swagg turned on

-at some point i started watching myself look like an idiot in the mirror

-it was hilarious

-so i made it funnier bu doing deep hip gyrations

-guys i was like

-hurting myself laughing

-and you will never know how it looked

-because the internet is an asshat

Oh man, the fact that people use that gif

I swear, you kids

But yes, anyways, I am thoroughly considering bringing back this holiday because it is of historical importance to my blog

And also

I like to terrorize the internet

Some dick binary 

askdrunkslenderadmin:

Worth mentioning that this is in goggles at this link

Also you guys are rad, keep on being hilarious and drunk, okay? okay.

—-

<3 -T

SO GLAD I SUBMITTED THIS

GUYS I’M FAMOUS

OR SOMETHING

MY BINARY!DICKS WERE FEATURED ON THE DRUNK ALTER-EGO OF THE BEST SLENDERBLOG ON TUMBLR

I THINK IT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING

…oh.

⦻