So I put my microphone into my throat and autotuned it

Oh man.
Reflective cement and I have a long term relationship.
I can walk around Columbus after a storm for hours at night and just take pictures of every surface oh man it’s the best you guys.
And this picture is just bloody fantastic.

This is some Owl City influenced sentimental hipster bullshit
Because gogdamn I miss my girlfriend
A lot
:/

G
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Oh the glamorous
Oh the glamorous glamorous
The glamorous
The flossy flossy
IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE SELF HOME
(uh also this is from HvZ, the night I decided to go to Dead Acres)
Reblogging this because I’m fairly sure this is the best description I could have written for this photo
My second portfolio for my new career in niche modeling
I represent screwdrivers this time
I like to think I am pushing the boundaries of the “specific product” modeling scene
Expect more soon
As always, honest critique and reblogs are welcome
Thank you for your time
Portfolio for my new career in niche modeling
I represent coathangers
We all gotta start somewhere
And if I am ever gonna be America’s Next Top Model, I have to work it
Honest critique, please
Also reblog, I would love to have an agent find me
Thank you

I went to the boathouse today for a bit
I had to get some training for my coaching job this summer
But
I ended up eating chili and mass murdering plants with Roundup
And I feel like that was significantly more awesome

Ever walk home across campus at 4 AM alone?
It’s awesome.
Like, nobody is awake
You are completely alone
The campus is still and there’s a slight chill
And all your senses are hightened
And then
Your phone dies.
This was the only photo I got to take tonight.
LAME.