Unrequited Love Fucking Sucks
A Poem by Elliot Grayson
She stands away
I want to tell her
But I cannot
Because like
What if she said no
That would suck a lot
Like
Oh man the amount of suck would be exponentially proportional to the amount of “never” insinuated in her tone
Yeah, it’d be really fucking bad
God, I Want to Fuck Her
An Ode by Elliot Grayson
Mother of God I want to just throw her
Upon a mattress in a small room
Rented for the weekend
Where we could consummate
For hours upon hours
Because Jesus she is so damn hot
