squarekun:

reckling-turtle:

how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?

the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!

I try not to be much of a nostalgiafag, at least in the whole “it was better back when and now it sucks” way (I’m more of a “this old thing is still really neat, what a great thing, but today’s things are neat, too” guy),

But i gotta tell you guys what

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marsonlee:

Things Homestucks do at photoshoots:

OKAY BIG GROUP SHOT, BETAS ALPHAS LOWS MIDS HIGHS ALRIGHT TIME FOR SHIPPING.
Shipping.
Shipping
Shipping.

Things they should do more of at photoshoots:

Panel recreations
Some fight scenes
Throw some creativity in to the mix.
DO MORE THAN JUST SHIPPING.

*Long drag on pipe, rocks in old rickety chair*

I remember, back in my day, a long, long time ago, there were photoshoots like the one described above. Days where jello pie was consumed, where Gamzee was kicked in the bone bulge by Kanaya, where fight pairups were more popular than romantic pairups. Where Homestucks sang “How Do I Live” at 4:13pm and weren’t a bunch of elitist cocks to one another about cosplay and shipping. Those days are long gone. The days of those newfangled Erisols and PBJs and Kargberts and such are here, and here to stay.

We also walked to school uphill both ways through seven feet of snow.

*swig from glass of bourbon, neat* *coughs a little, looks into distance*

It was a simpler time, I’ll tell you what.

thischick25:

roachpatrol:

elementalsight:

omg-dj-judy:

Preview from my shoot today of Tricksters at Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC.

Cosplay by Mostflogged, Lovejoker, Kitsune Dolly and psychedelicpaprika

Photos by Judy Stephens. More at Flickr.

Judy always does amazing work and here we get to see tricksters in their natural environment, Come on homestucks, blow this up. I know we can.

Holy shit. 

Dat Roxy wig.

danplasmius:

worldsofmydevising:

don’t let anyone lie to you

this is the best panel in homestuck

I quote this panel regularly

DAVESPRITE: p.s. happy birthday john

glengi:

ledundead:

friendlytroll:

artisticparasaurolophus:

Hello, fellow Midnight Crew Member.

Welcome to the Midnight Crew.

“I am a member of the Midnight crew.
I enjoy a specified and color coordinated type of confection. 
Do not bother me, for I am perusing some form of scandelous periodical.
I dislike the felt very much.
Look at my hat. It is proof of my membership in the midnight crew.

Stop. You are not a member of the midnight crew.
We do not require the services of a plumber.
Are you a member of the Felt?

Hello, Fellow member of the midnight crew. Let us devise plans towards some kind of scheme.’

Moral cowards earn my ire.

“I very much dislike these temporal shenanigans, as well as clocks in general.
I am here to assassinate the British nobleman.
I apologize for the need to… slice and abscond.”

Real talk about Dave Strider.

ihaveathingforhomestuck:

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captainmidas:

tentativeundertaker:

“MEENAH: but i think the thing is the skull lord might actually be able to kill god tiers?

PORRIM: Can he?

MEENAH: like bypass the whole judgment hullabeluga that makes em resurrect

MEENAH: you know with the fancy clock and all”

Don’t those lines in the background look kinda familiar? 

fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

wow can we not because i can’t deal with this shit if it plays out this way

the whole “he didn’t get a chance to tell Roxy his feels” was tear-inducing enough

i can’t deal with the deaths of EVERYONE BEFORE THE BETA KIDS GET THERE

CAN WE NOT

jumpingjacktrash:

latulasradcatchbro:

kinglyduke:

oH NOO

MY HEART

*gross sobbing*

update more like i just ate a half dozen freshly baked chocolate chip cookies to drown my intense sorrow

damaraschoiceass:

—-

jake you are a flawless human being

CHRIST

mspoffin:

“are you crying”

no i just have update caught in my eye