a drunken maroon
run aground, in this rotten town

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Highlights of the new Tumblr TOS, Community Guidelines, and Privacy Policy: 

I’m sure most of us all clicked the checkbox and moved on with our lives.

But uh, if you did that, you missed some great stuff. It’s actually written pretty well, and sometimes, it gets pretty entertaining.

Here’s some of the things I remembered to copy/paste into a document:

"You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We’re serious: it’s a hard rule, based on U.S. federal and state legislation, even if you’re 12.9 years old. If you’re younger than 13, don’t use Tumblr. Ask your parents for an Xbox or try books."

"We’re not in the business of profiting from adult-oriented videos and hosting this stuff is fucking expensive."

"Don’t post content that violates anyone’s privacy, including personally identifying or confidential information like credit card numbers, social security numbers, unlisted contact information, or private photos of your ex’s junk (no matter how attractive)."

#Tumblr #TOS #Community Guidelines #I actually chuckled a couple of times while reading these documents #It was great

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