a drunken maroon

I managed to throw the books onto the bookshelf
There’s no organization at all but fuck it
I’ll do it some other day
Now to figure out where
Everything else
Goes
Uh

FINALLY! A job or my alter ego: The Organizer!

oh thank goodness

quick

how does one use bookshelves

quick read them one by one and throw them at the wall it’s the only way

oh my god

three months later and i have a pile of books on the floor

and i’m literally back to where i started

my bed is covered in books and i have no idea how I’m gonna get them onto a shelf send help

ahhhhh

landoftimeandsteam:

baronvonbomb:

Getting into the Evil League of Evil is easy - it only cost Dr. Horrible a Penny.

why would you even say something like that

my creys

i was gonna read book thief while i waited to fall asleep

but what if

i just

read

twilight

instead

in that AU: I’m straight and skinny and have self-confidence

and am not Catholic and thus not wracked with guilt for breathing too heavily or being alive

and people like me and i can accept that the people who already do like me actually really legitimately do like me

and i feel like i’m not insane and i’m allowed to go outside and have friends and i don’t fail at everything i try to do

and i just

manage to have a life that isn’t stupid as hell all the time

yeah i’m okay with this. Ashby I need an AU. An AU… of our lives. Where nothing hurts.

why can’t that be a real thing

i’d be really happy

if that was a real thing

hell, i’d be happy if RL was even slightly closer to that AU

can i just live in that AU

the “we have nice lives and stuff’s awesome” AU

i pretend to live in that AU a lot but lately I’m not rocking the denial as well i usually do

god woah i think i am made of hormones or crazy or something because i just learned streetlights by ludo on ukulele and i was super pumped but then i played it and i got through to the last verse and i have no idea why but i started crying

ludo makes me have feelings even when it’s me performing it

i mean that’s impressive but really frustrating i am trying to play music not have emotions

dammit volpe

can we please stumble upon one together….. because yeah…

i think the gold star chili down the street from where i work is a drug front

so we could just hang out there for a while, maybe something will crop up

do we still get to be bros when we get new lives, though, because i’d like to still have you in life 2.0

because you’re rad

I was just thinking about whether a place exists where you like get to start a totally new life and you get an new identity and location and just get to be another person completely

And then I thought “well, it’d prolly be expensive to do that”

But then I remembered that the witness protection program exists so just maybe if I can stumble onto the scene of a drug cartel or something I can get the chance to be a person who doesn’t suck so fucking much

koholint:

has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet

pyro bb

i never really cared much for pyro but omg playing him from now on is going to be a much different experience

he’s so insane it’s adorable

Meet the Pyro is happenning/happened.

ahhhh what ahhhh cool

i need to go watch it if it’s out

radical

/hasn’t been online all day

/gets online

did something happen in TF2

what happened in TF2

what is happening i didn’t see it update in Steam so

Okay the vague weird I felt earlier is worse
Like now I feel sad an angry and tired and sick and weird
And my skin’s getting all crawly
And normally when I feel this weird I do like weird running away shit where I just walk until I’m lost or tired or whatever
Or I jump from random bus to random bus and just figure out how to get home
Or I just get super drunk and escape my brain
But I can’t do any of those things now because summer
So I’m just laying here in bed wanting to scratch the skin off my arms and I think I’m kind of losing it harder than I initially expected that I would this summer
So that’s, you know
Probably not good