a drunken maroon
run aground, in this rotten town

© everlark

Fuck dude I clicked the link to the Chris-chan wiki from that post you reblogged and for some reason decided to click the page hyperlinked as masturbation because I thought it was gonna have a funny article and FUCK man the first thing you see is full frontal DICK. Fuck FUCK I saw Chris-chan's dick, man. This is like the craziest thing that ever happened to me. I had totally forgotten about CWC and he is just THROWN DICK FIRST BACK INTO MY LIFE


Shit happens, man. We’ve all been there

#picklepolice

I mean, that’s to assume that fantasies can only be plausible if they are technically possible

I mean, his orientation has had little or nothing to do with my fantasies uh

I mean, that’s to assume that fantasies can only be plausible if they are technically possible

I mean, his orientation has had little or nothing to do with my fantasies uh

#i mean shit I wanna get fucked by a juggalo space clown reality ain't getting in my way #picklepolice

nazerine:

goblin-techies:

maxofs2d:

I think JonTron doesn’t understand the words coming out of his mouth

literally what

"I don’t support bigotry, I support putting those dumb bitches in their place"

nazerine:

goblin-techies:

maxofs2d:

I think JonTron doesn’t understand the words coming out of his mouth

literally what

"I don’t support bigotry, I support putting those dumb bitches in their place"

#jon jafari has been a goddamn mess

I MET CHRIS-CHAN TODAY. 

vysetron:

I was in Best Buy today and I saw the legendary Christian Weston Chandler in the checkout. When I asked if it was really him he just said “no comment” and avoided eye contact, but that’s not all.

He then opened his wallet and slid me, and I am not making this up, a BUSINESS CARD with a picture of his Mii on it and every imaginable social network contact, email, etc, as well as a 3DS friend code handwritten on the back. He quietly said “if you have a 3DS you can email me your friend code” and went back to what he was doing as if nothing had happened.

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I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.

#promptly shits pants

i just read somewhere that daryl dixon from walking dead might be gay

which is great because, while i haven’t watched any twd, i have considered it forever just because of how hot daryl dixon is

#i'm not kidding

#??? #ah yes the

#what am I looking at

#I feel this

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING


ever have one of those evenings where something really rad happens but you can’t really express what occurred to any of your normal social outlets

i have had one of those evenings


d4n13lg:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#I'm crey



mudsparrow:

penice:

I KNEW IT WAS GOINGH TO BE THIS HOW THE FCUK COULD IT BE ANYTHIN ELSE

The proper audio is OMFGdogs, though

I’m upset


yungterra:

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i agree image


#thanks

lychgate:

as i m uploading this, i just realised i made dorito face say nibbles instead of nipples, typo aside, i think this week is a pretty solid comic

#I'm so glad this is still A Thing