i can’t stop laughting
This was an adventure
Emily I see you posting stuff so I just wanted to say hi and that I miss you and that your selfies on FB are always totes adorbs but I figure commenting on all of ‘em is a bit weird
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
when u see a horde of white twinks in the club
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
For comparison, here’s a more modern representation of this fractal wonder:
(via Cliff Pickover)
the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thank u for ur contribution