a drunken maroon
run aground, in this rotten town

© everlark

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker


The extension is nice, though

The rad part is that one of my options for the midterm is to write a game or story generator

So I’m thinking of doing a short, 1 battle RPG for my project, I just gotta flowchart this shit out

The extension is nice, though

The rad part is that one of my options for the midterm is to write a game or story generator

So I’m thinking of doing a short, 1 battle RPG for my project, I just gotta flowchart this shit out


appplecore replied to your post “Recipe: The “Regret”

I started crying because this is literally me every time I’m home alone long enough to get bored/hungry/samething jfc

as i finished the mug, the last two gulps were actually a semisolid slurry of caramel and cocoa powder and i think i almost died

#appplecore #reply

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

#100% sure this is socialist propaganda #fucking commies trying to give us designated driver ebola

i woke up to a phone call

someone representing the computer information systems department at sinclair called me to inform me that i had missed the midterm for my programing class

and proceeded to have a whole long discussion about it with me

and i guess i wasn’t the only person who missed it: a GIANT number of people had no idea there was a midterm, so a majority of the class missed it

so the prof extended it, thankfully, but man

what a weird morning


update on that drink: don’t make it and if you do don’t consume it, i have made a grievous error


yungshrek:

alleraspooks:

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

WHAT DID I TELL Y’ALL ABOUT CROWS?

oh my god

#i'm crying

Recipe: The “Regret” 

  1. Decide to make some cocoa
  2. Heat milk
  3. Discover that you’re out of cocoa mix
  4. Suddenly get blasted with the realization that you peaked in high school and will never be that successful again
  5. Lie on the kitchen floor for a moment
  6. Get some cocoa powder and start scooping it into the hot milk
  7. Realize that you’ve been scooping for four minutes after getting distracted by the endless barrage of past mistakes you’ve made
  8. Cover up the bitterness of both the cocoa and life with a fuck ton of sugar
  9. Look around the kitchen, desperate for solutions to your fading humanity. Instead, find cinnamon. Add a dash.
  10. Crack open the Kahlua, because you’re at That Point. Add two shots.
  11. Since you’ve given up anyways, add three scoops of ice cream into the mixture. I used salted caramel: the caramel swirls into the chocolate so nicely, and the salt disguises the concentration of tears in my mug.
  12. Enjoy!

congalineofdurin:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?


A MASTIFF SIZE

congalineofdurin:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

A MASTIFF SIZE

#h elp m ee

aapollojustiice:

flatbear:

lalivingmuerte:

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i think this could be useful for the people who is not totally sure about spend their money in this movie, it has their good and bad points, but generally is a great movie, so please, let’s show them that “An Hispanic story” can be as good as any other one, or even better!. 

Go and see this movie. Go go go go go. It was beautiful and incredible and fun and I cried through the whole ending. It’s one of those rare movies that has such a good, natural message that doesn’t feel forced, and by the end I was phsyically stopping myself from getting up and yelling YES MOVIE I WILL DO AS YOU SAY I WILL WRITE MY ~OWN STORY.

Go see it. All I see on tumblr every day is diversity this, diversity that. Put your money where your mouth is.

more reasons to see The Book of Life: music

  • Cheech Marin singing “I Will Wait”
  • Diego Luna singing “Creep”
  • Cheech Marin singing “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy”
  • Cheech Marin singing “Just a Friend”
  • Cheech Marin
  • singing

dxindustriesinc:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

dxindustriesinc:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 


ancestor:

ancestor:

I can’t do this

Twitter is corrupting my grandma and I’m upset

ancestor:

ancestor:

I can’t do this

Twitter is corrupting my grandma and I’m upset


bewbin:

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enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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